Richard Simmons
Monday, March 31st, 2008
So why do you think Richard Simmons hit my mom?
Back in the day, when my mom was pregnant with me, Richard Simmons approached her at an airport and said, "Are you pregnant?" She was like "Yes." It was like, "You look good! "I'm not kidding. That's what he said.
I know why, if she is as hot as you! 
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Richard Simmons EST7 Steam-Heat Electronic Food Steamer $49.00 Endorsed by fitness-guru Richard Simmons, this electronic food steamer features three individually controlled steaming compartments, so each food is steamed and ready simultaneously. Use all compartments at once, or only one or two. The middle heater provides 650 watts of power; the left and right heaters deliver 500 watts each. By setting the timer, three types of food can be cooked at different … |
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Richard Simmons Electronic Food Steamer $69.99 Features: Power LED lights. LCD display with blue backlight. Three individual heaters, one for each tray. Electronic control panel has 5 function keys. Express steam; unit begins steaming 30 seconds from the start time. Heaters: 650W for the middle heater and 500W for the left and right heaters. Direct start function if you wish to have each compartment cook for the same amount of time. El… |
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Elmer Gantry by unknown 17.00X11.00 Framed with Black Metal Frame Elmer Gantry, framed black metal, white matte. Beautiful Highest Quality Frame, Solid Finish, LOW SHIPPING!!! Price includes price of print Poster. Framing includes dry mounting, acrylic glazing. Comes ready to hang. and is a better quality then your local framing store Guaranteed…. |
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Richard Simmons – Disco Sweat $8.09 Studio: Gaiam Americas Release Date: 04/09/2002… |
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Trick or Treat $6.99 … |
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The Pirates Of Penzance $18.14 Producer Joseph Papp’s Broadway spin on Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Pirates of Penzance cannily employs pop firepower in its casting, adding an inviting Yankee accent to roles normally associated with (and sometimes embalmed in) plummy English locution. Erstwhile country-rocker Linda Ronstadt, who by this point had already proven she could tackle pre-rock pop standards, stretches successfully as its … |
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Richard Simmons Sweatin’ to the Oldies [VHS] $6.20 video is former rental… |
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Richard Simmons Dance Your Pants Off! [VHS] $6.85 Richard Simmons, the great motivator, presents another light-intensity, low-impact, high-energy workout in the style of his popular Sweatin’ to the Oldies series. Again live music is the focus–this time 1980s dance hits such as “Celebration,” “Flashdance,” “Gloria,” “She Works Hard for the Money,” and “Call Me.” Just like in the Sweatin’ videos, Simmons leads a large class of people of both gende… |
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Sweatin’ to the Oldies 3: An Aerobic Concert with Richard Simmons [VHS] $3.59 The third workout video in the Sweatin’ to the Oldies series follows the winning format of a lively, beginners’ workout with Richard Simmons and a cheerful roomful of enthusiastic friends–many large sized–dancing to blasts from the past with a live band. This time the venue is a theme park, and the music includes get-up- and-dance favorites such as “Gimme Some Lovin’,” “Louie, Louie,” “Rockin’ R… |
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Londons Times Funny Panel Hollywood Cartoons – Viking Richard Simmons – Light Switch Covers – single toggle switch $11.75 Viking Richard Simmons Light Switch Cover is new and handcrafted utilizing unique process resulting in a stunning high gloss ceramic-like finish. SET OF MATCHING SCREWS IS INCLUDED giving it a perfect finishing touch. Made of durable metal material…. |
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Richard Simmons: 80s Blast-Off (DVD) $10.98 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of classic songs from the 1 |
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Richard Simmons: Boogie Down The Pounds (DVD) $10.74 Description not available. |
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Richard Simmons – Supersweatin`: Party off the Pounds! (DVD) $10.74 Fitness guru Richard Simmons is back with another creative way to burn fat and tone muscles in SUPERSWEATIN`: PARTY OFF THE POUNDS. This high-energy aerobic workout is designed to work up a sweat by dancing along to favorite `80s tunes like “True Color… |
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RICHARD SIMMONS:SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES $30.19 5-Disc Set |
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Richard Simmons: 60s Blast-Off (DVD) $10.98 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of classic songs from the 1 |
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Richard Simmons: Blast& Tone (DVD) $10.98 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of exercise and fitness rou |
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Richard Youngs/Simon Wickham-Smith – 5 Years $13.98 Disc 0:No track list available |
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SWEATING TO THE OLDIES 2 $10.45 An “Aerobic Concert” of favorite jukebox oldies led by the self-proclaimed “Court Jester of Health” Richard Simmons. Designed to combine fitness and fun, the video will help flatten tummies, tighten buns, tone legs and strengthen upper bodies. |
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Into the Water $7.59 Description not available. |
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Saturday Night Live – Best of Eddie Murphy (DVD) $10.75 A collection of comedy sketches and impersonations from Eddie Murphy’s Saturday Night Live years. This definitive look at Murphy’s pre-Hollywood comic genius includes the classic sketches Gumby, Buckwheat, Little Richard Simmons, Mr. Robinson’s Ne… |
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Saturday Night Live – Best of Eddie Murphy (DVD) $10.27 A collection of comedy sketches and impersonations from Eddie Murphy`s Saturday Night Live years. This definitive look at Murphy`s pre-Hollywood comic genius includes the classic sketches “Gumby,” “Buckwheat,” “Little Richard Simmons,” “Mr. Robinson`s … |
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Mysteries of the Bible – The Execution of Jesus (DVD) $11.24 Narrated by Jean Simmons and Richard Kiley, this History Channel documentary follows scholars and archaeologists as they explore |
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The Pillars of Creation $8.54 As Richard Cypher is slowly picking up the pieces following his father’s murder, he meets a woman in need of help. This seemingly chance meeting sets into motion a chain of events that threaten not only the kingdom, but the world itself–not to me… |
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The Undertaker’s Widow $7.59 When Judge Richard Quinn presides over the high-profile case of a congresswoman accused of murdering her husband, he starts to believe–against the odds–that the politician is innocent, and so begins an investigation of his own. |
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Simon & Garfunkel – Sounds of Silence [Bonus Tracks] [Remaster] $7.99 Disc 1:Sound of Silence, TheLeaves That Are GreenBlessedKathy`s SongSomewhere They Can`t Find MeAnjiRichard CoryMost Peculiar Man, AApril Come She WillWe`ve Got a Groovey Thing Goin`… |
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David Leadbetter’s Positive Practice $12.82 Description not available. |
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DAVID LEADBETTER 100% Golf $15.33 Drawing on a lifetime of playing and teaching the game of golf, David Leadbetter has developed the unique ability to translat |
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Basic Science Review for Surgeons $40 Description not available. |
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Selected Poems and Letters of Emily Dickinson $8.67 The best poems and the most interesting letters in convenient form, with an introduction by Richard N. Linscott. |
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The Public Burning $12.62 It is June 1953, and Ethel and Julius Rosenberg are executed not at Sing Sing as they were in real life, but in an extravaganza at Times Square. Narrated by Vice President Richard M. Nixon, this experimental comic novel also features President Eisen |
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Helping Me Help Myself (Paperback) $11.3 A lighthearted analysis of the multibillion-dollar self-help industry traces the author`s year-long experimentation with the empowerment and self-improvement philosophies of such names as John Gray, Richard Simmons, and Suze Orman. By the author of |
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Mysteries of the Bible Collection (DVD) $59.84 A&E series MYSTERIES OF THE BIBLE explores the stories of the Bible, and is hosted by Richard Kiley and Jean Simmons. This collection includes 22 episodes from the show, including “Abraham: One Man, One God,” “Herod the Great,” “The 10 Commandments,”… |
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Simmons;richard Supertonin: Total $17.95 Simmons;richard Supertonin: Total |
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RICHARD SIMMONS:SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES $38.54 RICHARD SIMMONS:SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES |
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Richard Simmons – Sweat & Shout $1.95 Richard Simmons – Sweat & Shout |
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Stetchin’ To The Classics With Richard Simmons $5.39 Stetchin’ To The Classics With Richard Simmons |
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Richard Simmons- Country Cardio $136.04 Richard Simmons- Country Cardio |
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Richard Simmons: Tonin’ Downtown $1.95 Richard Simmons: Tonin’ Downtown |
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Richard Simmons – Sweatin’ to the Oldies $2.5 Richard Simmons – Sweatin’ to the Oldies |
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Richard Simmons: Blast & Tone $9.22 Richard Simmons: Blast & Tone |
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Richard Simmons- Disco Sweat $1.95 Richard Simmons- Disco Sweat |
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Richard Simmons – Disco Sweat $9.22 Richard Simmons – Disco Sweat |
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Richard Simmons – Tone & Sweat $2.5 Richard Simmons – Tone & Sweat |
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Richard Simmons Disco Sweat $75.03 Richard Simmons Disco Sweat |
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Richard Simmons: Blast Off $1 Richard Simmons: Blast Off |
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Richard Simmons: Blast and Tone $1.05 Richard Simmons: Blast and Tone |
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Richard Simmons Tone & Sweat $5 Richard Simmons Tone & Sweat |