Richard Simmons
Monday, March 31st, 2008
So why do you think Richard Simmons hit my mom?
Back in the day, when my mom was pregnant with me, Richard Simmons approached her at an airport and said, "Are you pregnant?" She was like "Yes." It was like, "You look good! "I'm not kidding. That's what he said.
I know why, if she is as hot as you! 
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Richard Simmons EST7 Steam-Heat Electronic Food Steamer $79.99 Endorsed by fitness-guru Richard Simmons, this electronic food steamer features three individually controlled steaming compartments, so each food is steamed and ready simultaneously. Use all compartments at once, or only one or two. The middle heater provides 650 watts of power; the left and right heaters deliver 500 watts each. By setting the timer, three types of food can be cooked at different … |
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Burton, Richard Jean Simmons The Robe 1953 Movie Program Signed Autograph Color Photos … |
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Elmer Gantry by unknown 17.00X11.00 Framed with Black Metal Frame Elmer Gantry, framed black metal, white matte. Beautiful Highest Quality Frame, Solid Finish, LOW SHIPPING!!! Price includes price of print Poster. Framing includes dry mounting, acrylic glazing. Comes ready to hang. and is a better quality then your local framing store Guaranteed…. |
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Richard Simmons – Disco Sweat $8.73 Studio: Gaiam Americas Release Date: 04/09/2002… |
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Trick or Treat $6.99 … |
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The Pirates Of Penzance $17.80 Available for the first time on compact disc, the Broadway cast album stars Kevin Kline, Linda Ronstadt, Rex Smith and Estelle Parsons.No Track Information AvailableMedia Type: CDArtist: PIRATES OF PENZANCETitle: BROADWAY CAST ALBUMStreet Release Date: 02/24/1998… |
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Richard Simmons Sweatin’ to the Oldies [VHS] $8.49 Richard Simmons is the king of motivational exercise, especially if you’re a beginner. This video workout is a dance party simulating a class reunion, with an energizing live band playing lively hits from the ’50s and ’60s, such as “It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To,” “Great Balls of Fire,” and “Dancing in the Streets.” The singers and musicians sometimes come offstage and dance with the exe… |
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The Thorn Birds – The Complete Miniseries [VHS] $18.98 The second most-watched miniseries (after Roots) of all time, The Thorn Birds was originally broadcast in 1983 and captivated viewers with its story of a lifelong conflict between the spirit and the flesh. Adapted from the bestselling novel by Colleen McCullough, the production stars Richard Chamberlain as a Catholic priest named Ralph de Bricassart, whose life in Australia between 1920 and 1962… |
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Sweatin’ to the Oldies 2: An Aerobic Concert with Richard Simmons [VHS] $2.95 … |
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Londons Times Funny Panel Hollywood Cartoons – Viking Richard Simmons – Light Switch Covers – single toggle switch $11.75 Viking Richard Simmons Light Switch Cover is new and handcrafted utilizing unique process resulting in a stunning high gloss ceramic-like finish. SET OF MATCHING SCREWS IS INCLUDED giving it a perfect finishing touch. Made of durable metal material…. |
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Richard Simmons: 60s Blast-Off (DVD) $13.36 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of classic songs from the 1 |
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RICHARD SIMMONS:SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES $30.68 5-Disc Set |
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Richard Simmons – Supersweatin`: Party off the Pounds! (DVD) $14.35 Fitness guru Richard Simmons is back with another creative way to burn fat and tone muscles in SUPERSWEATIN`: PARTY OFF THE POUNDS. This high-energy aerobic workout is designed to work up a sweat by dancing along to favorite `80s tunes like “True Color… |
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Richard Simmons: Blast& Tone (DVD) $12.86 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of exercise and fitness rou |
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Richard Simmons: 80s Blast-Off (DVD) $12.86 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of classic songs from the 1 |
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Richard Simmons: Boogie Down The Pounds (DVD) $14.35 Description not available. |
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SWEATING TO THE OLDIES 2 $14.83 An “Aerobic Concert” of favorite jukebox oldies led by the self-proclaimed “Court Jester of Health” Richard Simmons. Designed to combine fitness and fun, the video will help flatten tummies, tighten buns, tone legs and strengthen upper bodies. |
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DAVID LEADBETTER 100% Golf $15.01 Drawing on a lifetime of playing and teaching the game of golf, David Leadbetter has developed the unique ability to translat |
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Mysteries of the Bible Collection (DVD) $62.36 A&E series MYSTERIES OF THE BIBLE explores the stories of the Bible, and is hosted by Richard Kiley and Jean Simmons. This collection includes 22 episodes from the show, including “Abraham: One Man, One God,” “Herod the Great,” “The 10 Commandments,”… |
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Simon & Garfunkel – Sounds of Silence [Bonus Tracks] [Remaster] $7.99 Disc 1:Sound of Silence, TheLeaves That Are GreenBlessedKathy`s SongSomewhere They Can`t Find MeAnjiRichard CoryMost Peculiar Man, AApril Come She WillWe`ve Got a Groovey Thing Goin`… |
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The Undertaker’s Widow $7.91 When Judge Richard Quinn presides over the high-profile case of a congresswoman accused of murdering her husband, he starts to believe–against the odds–that the politician is innocent, and so begins an investigation of his own. |
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The Public Burning $12.62 It is June 1953, and Ethel and Julius Rosenberg are executed not at Sing Sing as they were in real life, but in an extravaganza at Times Square. Narrated by Vice President Richard M. Nixon, this experimental comic novel also features President Eisen |
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The Pillars of Creation $8.9 As Richard Cypher is slowly picking up the pieces following his father’s murder, he meets a woman in need of help. This seemingly chance meeting sets into motion a chain of events that threaten not only the kingdom, but the world itself–not to me… |
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Empiricists $11.41 This volume includes the major works of the British Empiricists, philosophers who sought to derive all knowledge from experience. All essays are complete except that of Locke, which Professor Richard Taylor of Brown University has skillfully … |
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Helping Me Help Myself (Paperback) $11.77 A lighthearted analysis of the multibillion-dollar self-help industry traces the author`s year-long experimentation with the empowerment and self-improvement philosophies of such names as John Gray, Richard Simmons, and Suze Orman. By the author of |
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David Leadbetter’s Positive Practice $13.36 Description not available. |
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Saturday Night Live – Best of Eddie Murphy (DVD) $13.36 A collection of comedy sketches and impersonations from Eddie Murphy’s Saturday Night Live years. This definitive look at Murphy’s pre-Hollywood comic genius includes the classic sketches Gumby, Buckwheat, Little Richard Simmons, Mr. Robinson’s Ne… |
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Saturday Night Live – Best of Eddie Murphy (DVD) $10.98 A collection of comedy sketches and impersonations from Eddie Murphy`s Saturday Night Live years. This definitive look at Murphy`s pre-Hollywood comic genius includes the classic sketches “Gumby,” “Buckwheat,” “Little Richard Simmons,” “Mr. Robinson`s … |
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Into the Water $7.59 Description not available. |
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Basic Science Review for Surgeons $40 Description not available. |
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Mysteries of the Bible – The Execution of Jesus (DVD) $13.36 Narrated by Jean Simmons and Richard Kiley, this History Channel documentary follows scholars and archaeologists as they explore |
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An End To Evil $7.91 An End to Evil charts the agenda for what’s next in the war on terrorism, as articulated by David Frum, former presidential speechwriter and bestselling author of The Right Man, and Richard Perle, former assistant secretary of de |
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Selected Poems and Letters of Emily Dickinson $9.22 The best poems and the most interesting letters in convenient form, with an introduction by Richard N. Linscott. |
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Athena Sings $16.88 Richard Wagner`s knowledge of and passion for Greek drama was so profound that for Friedrich Nietzsche, Wagner was Aeschylus come alive again. Surprisingly little has been written about the pervasive influence of classical Greece on the quintessenti… |
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Simmons;richard Supertonin: Total $17.95 Simmons;richard Supertonin: Total |
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RICHARD SIMMONS:SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES $30.68 RICHARD SIMMONS:SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES |
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Simmons R-Richard Simmons-Disco Sweat $12.59 Simmons R-Richard Simmons-Disco Sweat |
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Simmons R-Richard Simmons-Blast N Tone $9.99 Simmons R-Richard Simmons-Blast N Tone |
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Richard Simmons’ Never Give Up $5.99 Richard Simmons’ Never Give Up |
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Richard Simmons:boogie Down The Pound $8.99 Richard Simmons:boogie Down The Pound |
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The Richard Simmons Farewell to Fat Cookbook $3.48 The Richard Simmons Farewell to Fat Cookbook by Richard Simmons Edition 1 Published in 1996 by GT Publishing Corporation |
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Richard Simmons Never Give Up $3.98 Richard Simmons Never Give Up : Inspirations, Reflections, Stories of Hope by Richard Simmons Published in 1994 by Grand Central Publishing |
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Simmons R-Richard Simmons-Sweatin To the Oldies Box Set $30.48 Simmons R-Richard Simmons-Sweatin To the Oldies Box Set |
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Simmons Richard-Sweatin To the Oldies-V1 20 Years of Sweatin $12.59 Simmons Richard-Sweatin To the Oldies-V1 20 Years of Sweatin |
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Simmons R-Richard Simmons-60s Blast Off $12.62 Simmons R-Richard Simmons-60s Blast Off |
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Richard Simmons Never-Say-Diet Book $3.48 Richard Simmons Never-Say-Diet Book by Richard Simmons Reissue Published in 1982 by Grand Central Publishing |
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Richard Simmons and the Silver Foxes $9.84 The work of Richard Simmons has brightened up the world of physical fitness, with the irrepressible star producing some formidable regimes which he executes in a style that is uniquely his own. Here he turns his attention to people who have advanced beyond the age of 50, aiming to show them how they can prolong their lives with a few simple exercises. Joined by the appropriately named Silver Foxes, Simmons presents some basic, yet highly effective, work outs that are both fun and extremely beneficial. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved. |
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Richard Simmons-complete Sweatin T $30.39 Richard Simmons fun, effective workout series made him millions of fans worldwide, and for the first time ever his complete exercise programs have been gathered in one set. Not only does it include all four of his Sweatin to the Oldies routines, but t |
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Richard Simmons: Blast& Tone (DVD) $12.86 Fitness guru Richard Simmons will help you get in shape and work off the pounds with this collection of exercise and fitness routines. Using this technique of weights and moves, you will be on your way to excellent health and feeling great!DVD Features:Region 1Keep CaseFull Frame – 1:33Interactive Features: Interactive Menus Scene Access |